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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List - Angry Raccoon Funny Quote Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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This bold and hilarious design features a fierce raccoon paired with the sarcastic phrase: “If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List.” Perfect for fans of edgy humor, dark animal jokes, and meme culture! Whether you love trash pandas, wild creatures, or just want to make a statement, this design is sure to bite its way into people's attention. Ideal gift for animal lovers, sarcastic friends, raccoon enthusiasts, and people who enjoy twisted humor. Great for t-shirts, stickers, mugs, and more!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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