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If-I-Ever-Get-Rabies-You're-High-On-My-Bitin' List Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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Get ready to unleash your wild side with this hilarious raccoon-themed design! Featuring the bold phrase "If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List," this funny quote is perfect for animal lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who appreciates edgy, offbeat jokes. Great for casual wear, gifts, or just making people laugh. Ideal for raccoon enthusiasts, meme fans, or those with a biting sense of humor!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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